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 Sorry for the lack of activity today, I’ve been away from my computer, doing stuff. I intend to start work tomorrow, wading through incomprehensible websites set up to baffle educators and fill them with fear. I have to find out what the fuck I’m going to be teaching in less than two weeks’ time for a start. Haven’t a clue, me. However, I can guarantee that as sure as the sun rises somewhere and sets somewhere else that I will be distracted and write some utter shit for you all to read. Well, I say ‘all’, I know for a fact that 4 people regularly read this but that’s not the point. Expect something witty, challenging the status quo of our redundant educational system, failing that expect something that pops into my head which may, or may not be true.

So, keep reading, don’t chew that in here, sit up straight, and for god’s sake roll that skirt back down, where the hell do you think you are? Is that makeup? Wipe it off! Put that away, stop winding him up, yes you are, don’t answer me back, right, get out, what are you laughing at? Fine, you can join him, go on, anyone else? Good, for god’s sake don’t do that, now wash your hands, that’s disgusting, take those earrings out, because they’re going to get torn out in PE that’s why, I don’t care if your mum says you can, you can’t, fine then bring her here after school and I’ll tell her myself, ok then, bring your auntie, fine, whoever you’re living with at the moment, yes, Kyle’s mum then.