Democracy

In an out and out push to make Napoleon go nuts and fall off his ‘niceness’ wagon I have to tell you that I’m at home today. No work for me. Why? Democracy in all its glory, that’s why. Last week it was Democracy what got me off the hook of having to do a day’s honest graft by giving me the right to walk out on strike. This week Democracy has galloped to the rescue by closing my school so that it can be used as a polling station. I tell you what, my grandfathers fought the Germans and the Japs for this very reason, so that their grandson could loaf around for a few days. I think they’d be proud.

Anyway, so I’ve got a day to fill. I might do some stuff on here. I will also post on the TES website, there seems to be a glut of extremely pompous teachers out there who don’t appreciate that some of us shoot from the hip and rap about the truth. While they hand-wring about that woman in the basement in Austria (which is revolting, but I don’t see how having a pissing competition to see who can sound the most horrified helps anyone), I point out that we’re superior to the Austrians as they gave the world Arnold Schwarzenegger and we gave the world Geoff Capes. Geoff bloody Capes! This has made me unpopular so I intend to strike while the iron is hot and see how many corduroy wearing lesbians (that’s teachers to you) I can turn against myself. I wish you all a good day’s work. A fantastic day. Now get on with your work. If indeed drawing cartoons for a living constitutes work. Which it doesn’t.

Published in: on May 1, 2008 at 8:35 am

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  1. On May 1, 2008 at 9:53 am Louche Said:

    It brings a tear to my eye when I think about the noble work you do on the TES website.

    A manly tear I mean, like when I think of the charge of the light brigade.

  2. On May 6, 2008 at 4:11 pm Napoleon Said:

    You little bastard! I’ve just realised you’ve thrown in a bloody comment about my job. Alright, so drawing cartoons for a living is about as far away from actual work as you can get, but what about you? I fail to see how making paper shapes for the benefit of retards can be called work neither. AND THE FUCKING MONEY YOU LEECH OFF OF US! BASTARD!

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